Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! The Becker/Jess you were writing was for me!! \0/ Thank you!
That was very funny, loved it! Obviously Becker should be a poet. LOL at all the women being scary, Connor being in danger of a punch right back, Matt only having a relationship with his plants, Emily's bluntness and Becker cuddling his shotgun when he's feeling sad. I'm not sure Becker loves anyone or anything more than his Mossberg though! Poor Jess! Bet he remembers next year!